The Predictable Morning

Each morning I attempt to brew a cup of coffee.

This task should be straightforward. The machine itself appears confident. It possesses a polished steel exterior and an arrangement of buttons that imply both precision and authority.

The manual describes the process as “intuitive.”

I approached it with optimism.

The Initial Plan

The plan was simple.

1. Place the cup beneath the dispenser.
2. Select the desired strength.
3. Press start.

This sequence was easy to understand. The difficulty emerged when selecting the correct button. The machine offers several, each accompanied by small icons that resemble weather symbols.

After brief study I selected the one that looked most caffeinated.

Consulting the Manual

While waiting for the coffee to begin, I remembered the manual’s advice regarding maintenance.

It recommended that the system be flushed periodically.

This seemed sensible.

I located the relevant button and pressed it with quiet confidence.

The machine responded with enthusiasm.

A sudden stream of warm water emerged at a trajectory that did not appear to involve the cup. Instead it described a graceful arc across the counter before descending onto the floor.

I paused, considering whether this was part of the flushing process.

Further Investigation

The manual was retrieved.

The instructions were printed in a font that suggested either remarkable eyesight or deep commitment. I therefore put on my reading glasses and began examining the cleaning section in detail.

While doing so, the machine continued operating.

A soft splashing sound developed somewhere near my feet.

I lowered the manual slightly and observed that the stream had shifted direction and was now distributing itself across the kitchen tiles with admirable consistency.

A Small Adjustment

It was at this point I noticed the button labeled “Stop.”

This button had remained unpressed.

I pressed it.

The machine complied immediately, which I appreciated.

The kitchen floor was now experiencing a brief but meaningful puddle.

A Revised Strategy

After drying the counter and returning the manual to its drawer, I considered the situation carefully.

The coffee machine remains an impressive device.

However, the kettle has demonstrated a quieter personality and a more cooperative relationship with gravity.

For the moment I will rely on the kettle.

The machine can rest.

I suspect it will appreciate the pause.